{"id":136,"date":"2019-12-12T18:07:33","date_gmt":"2019-12-12T16:07:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xn--jrg-werner-ecb.com\/?page_id=136"},"modified":"2020-11-24T19:16:01","modified_gmt":"2020-11-24T17:16:01","slug":"lyrik","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/xn--jrg-werner-ecb.com\/index.php\/lyrik\/","title":{"rendered":"Lyrik"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignwide size-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/xn--jrg-werner-ecb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Gedicht-Comic-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-393\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Hummer<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Ist der Hummer blau,<br>dann ist der Hummer schlau,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Ist der Hummer rot,<br>dann ist der Hummer tot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Ist der Hummer wei\u00df,<br>ach lassen wir den Schei\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/xn--jrg-werner-ecb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/A12paluIMG_3220-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"400\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/xn--jrg-werner-ecb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/A12paluIMG_3220-scaled.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/xn--jrg-werner-ecb.com\/index.php\/lyrik\/a12paluimg_3220\/\" class=\"wp-image-400\"\/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/xn--jrg-werner-ecb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_1249-scaled-e1602252628559-1024x900.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"401\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/xn--jrg-werner-ecb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_1249-scaled-e1602253240238.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/xn--jrg-werner-ecb.com\/index.php\/lyrik\/img_1249\/\" class=\"wp-image-401\"\/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Eberesche<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Die Eberesche h\u00e4ngt voll Damenw\u00e4sche,<br>der Eberescherich von nebenan<br>sein Gl\u00fcck kaum fassen kann.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Bl\u00f6ndel<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Ein Bl\u00f6ndel kommt zur Bar hereingeschneit,<br>ist sooo gescheit.<br>Kennt alle Markennamen,<br>nicht nur vom H\u00f6rensagen, <br>wei\u00df viel von jedem Schei\u00df<br>macht alle M\u00e4nner hei\u00df.<br>Wie die Kerle gucken,<br>wie die K\u00f6rper zucken.<br>Sie sch\u00fcttet sich nen Wodka rein,<br>zum gl\u00fccklich sein.<br>Erst eins, dann zwei, dann drei, dann vier,<br>sie wirft das blonde Haar zur\u00fcck,<br>denkt an Beziehungsgl\u00fcck,<br>dann f\u00e4llt&#8217;s ihr wieder ein,<br>wie m\u00fcssen M\u00e4nner bl\u00f6de sein.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Zeitgeist<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Die Zeit<br>gelassen und heiter<br>beherbergt einen Geist<br>der vorne zwackt<br>und hinten bei\u00dft:<br>Den Zeitgeist<br>Doch die Zeit <br>gelassen und heiter,<br>zieht einfach weiter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Winter<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00dcber den See treibt Schnee,<br>\u00fcber meiner Seele liegt&nbsp; Eis,<br>die Welt tr\u00e4gt Grau,<br>drum hier und jetzt.<br>Helau!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Erkenntnis<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Im Hirn nur Rumba,<br>die Frau ist blau,<br>der Mond versteckt, <br>die Vernunft verreckt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Im Hirn nur Tango,<br>die Frau ein Luder,<br>der Himmel bedeckt,<br>die Vernunft verreckt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Im Hirn nur Leere,<br>die Frau vergessen,<br>die Vernunft entdeckt,<br>die Libido verreckt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hummer Ist der Hummer blau,dann ist der Hummer schlau, Ist der Hummer rot,dann ist der Hummer tot. 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